[?] "Don't leave them lying around. We don't want to attract them nasty ants..."

What did one girl ant say to another after they bought a bottle of perfume each?

tcjc (ken)

[?] 丰胸画集 (逢凶化吉)

Paintings of breast enhancements: guess a Chinese idiom.

tcjc (ken)

[?] 五七妈黑 (乌七抹黑)

阿美的爸爸有七个老婆. 其中, 第五和第七个老婆是从非洲来的. 猜一句成语.

tcjc (joey)

[?] It didn't, it waved. OR it said "海" (hi)

What did the ocean say to the shore?

tcjc (yigeren)

[?] 她的双脚: "有个女孩脚(叫)甜甜..."

刚去世的新闻人物 "小甜甜" 身上, 哪一部分最甜?

tcjc (wz)

[?] What hands? They don't have any...

When Hello Kitty and Doraemon met, why did they not shake hands?

tcjc (ken)

[?] He didn't hear Hello Kitty; Doraemon has no ears!

As Hello Kitty was driving in her car, she saw Doraemon on the pavement. When she honked her horn at him, why did she not respond?

tcjc (ken)

[?] Because Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth.

Doraemon saw Hello Kitty driving past in her car. But when he called out to her, why did she not reply?

tcjc (ken)

[?] 12: 2nd of Jan, 2nd of Feb, 2nd of Mar...

How many seconds are there in a year?

tcjc (ken)

[?] 128: "the the, the the the the the..."

How many THE’s are there in the song “Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer”?

tcjc (ken)

[?] spiderman = 是白的man

What colour is Spiderman under his superhero suit?

tcjc (ken)

[?] pig (you, if you asked why is it a pig)

which animal likes to ask "why" all the time?
tcjc (ken)

[?] Because he wears size S

The superhero suit that Superman puts on is always very tight. Why is that?

tcjc (ken)

[?] Michael Jackson: "...oh bi lei? bi lei?..."

Which international celebrity is always looking for his writing instrument?

- The Cold Jokes Club

[?] 自告粪(奋)勇

A Chinese idiom depicting one to have declared to everybody else that he has
diarrhoea.

tcjc (ken)

[?] Red: "...ang ang ang..."

What is Doraemon's favourite colour?

[?] 伸出圆(援)手 (shen1 chu1 yuan2 shou3)

Getting help from Doraemon: guess a Chinese idiom.