Wednesday, May 23, 2007

[?] He believed in good ol' Honest Tea

It was the high school reunion for a bunch of beverages. Orange juice, apple juice and mango juice were reminiscing about old times at one corner of the party when suddenly they spotted Greenspot dashing out of the washroom, screaming out loud. She'd found Pepsi dead in the toilet!

Coca-cola was devastated that his wife was taken away from him. Being a close friend of Coca-cola, Sarsi the sergeant stepped in at this moment to help investigate. After some questioning and gathering of witnesses and evidence, Sarsi arrived at 2 possible suspects that might have killed Pepsi.

Both Coffee and Tea were brought in for questioning. Each claimed his innocence and the police were stumped. But finally, the truth came to light as Sarsi realised one thing. Coffee was found out to be the killer and he admitted guiltily to his crime. What did Sarsi realised that cracked the case?


tcjc (ken, inspired from shan) xD

Thursday, May 17, 2007

[?] The giraffe. Because he's still in the refrigerator!

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

  1. Open the fridge door,
  2. Then put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
  1. Open the fridge door,
  2. Take the elephant out,
  3. Then put the giraffe in.
The King of the Jungle, the lion, called for a meeting. All the animals in the jungle attended, only one did not. Which was it?

tcjc (ken)

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

[?] si hai jie xiong di

Hai waits for his ride at the airport from his bros, hai1, hai2, hai3 & hai4. Guess a phrase.

tcjc (ken)