[?] bao qing tian

What “bao” is black in colour?

 

- ken

[?] Zha zha came to help: because zhi zhi bu li

3 friends were playing: zhi zhi, zhu zhu and zha zha.

 

Zhu zhu fell down and hurt himself. Which of his friends will come to his aid?

 

tcjc (ken)

[?] 热

四粒摇头丸

 

Guess a Chinese word character.

 

tcjc (from radio)

[?] 40 million: gua tai feng, mei si qian wan bie chu men.

How much should one bring along when going out during a typhoon storm?

tcjc (courtesy of xiao zhong on wo cai)

[?] The fifth child, Wu Lang: "wu lang boh?" (in hokkien dialect: anybody there?)

Mr Tan has 5 sons, Yi Lang, Er Lang, San Lang, Si Lang, and Wu Lang.

Which one of his children are called upon most frequently by people?

tcjc (wz)

[?] wine: because... jiu yang da ming

Xiao Ming and Da Ming are brothers. Xiao Ming grew up on drinking milk.

What beverage did Da Ming grow up on?

tcjc (rachel)

[?] ming bu xu chuan

ah ming is filthy rich. he has everything he needs.

what is the one thing he doesn't need?

tcjc (ken)

[?] TV: xing chuan mei dian shi (MediaCorp in chinese)

Xiao Ming bought a new ship.. There's everything on the ship: Food, Hi-Fi System etc..

Yet so, this new ship does not have one item. What is it?

tcjc (cat)

[?] the Flash

All the old-timer Marvel comic superheroes have retired and passed their duties on to the younger generation.

Which one of them decided to go into the IT industry involved in web development?

tcjc (ken)

[?] Ultraman: 'cos he is Xian Dan "Chao Ren"

Batman and Ultraman went to take an exam together. Who cheated?

tcjc (cat)

[?] 'cos the exam was in English whilst he is Japanese

Why does Ultraman need to cheat in the exams?

tcjc (cat)

[?] this knee

Which part of the body does Mickey Mouse come from?

tcjc (irene)

[?] ma tong

na yi zhong “ma” zui chou?

tcjc (ken)

[?] An FM Tuna

What fish listens to Class 95?

tcjc (ken)

[?] fa1 feng1

shen3 me4 feng1 hui4 rang4 ni3 bing4 dao3?

tcjc (ken)