[?] How do you drive this thing?

There were 2 fish in a tank.

What did one fish say to the other?

(ken, saw this somewhere in facebook...)

[?] xiao hong: she saw the red light and thought it's her turn to cross.

xiao hong and xiao qing are waiting to cross a traffic light. who gets hit by a car?

(ken... yes it's lame i know...)

[?] ta yao dang bing le

Xiao Ming zai ta shi qi sui na yi nian, ba zi ji guan jin bing xiang de leng dong ge li. Wei shen me?

In the year when he turned 17, Xiao Ming shuts himself up in the freezer compartment. Why?

(ken overheard in a restaurant)

[?] gong gong (grandfather)

shen me “gong” zuo le bu lei, tang xia lai geng shu fu, you ke yi xian zhe, chi dong xi, dong zuo man yi dian ye bu hui bei ma?

 

ken

[?] Ginseng: ren sheng di bu shou

Which Chinese herb will get lost very easily?

 

(cat)