[?] Bread does not have Feelings

What's the difference between a char siew bao & bread?

 

- shan

[?] They have different Feelings...

What's the diff between a char siew bao & red bean paste bao?

 

- shan

[?] nacho cheese

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

 

- ken

[?] Bittergourd (ku gua)

Which vegetable do frogs love the most?

 

- ken

[?] Because then they'd be seabums (Sebum)

Why can beach bums, who are always out at sea, be oily?

 

- ken

[?] sigh-ness

Jack woke up one morning, felt his nose was irritated and let out a lamenting breath. What medical condition does Jack have?

[?] because... hua mei zhi ke

Why is drawing your eyebrows as good as drinking water?

- ken

[?] Otters

Which animal writes books?

- ken

[?] Sick sheep sink ships shifting by shit bricks so sick sheep shan't ship for shit

How much shit could a sick sheep ship if a sick sheep could ship shit?

- ken

[?] pikachu (pik-Achooo)

Which cartoon character catches a cold easily?

- ken

[?] medicated oil, a la Axe Brand (feng1 you2, wind oil)

What oil is the lightest?

- ken

[?] Knock-knock jokes (no home = no door = can't knock!)

What kind of jokes do homeless people not understand?

- (derived from some stand-up comedian)

[?] She issues summons to all the cars on displayed.

A carpark saman auntie went to the Kah Motor showroom to buy a car. What was the first thing she did?

- ken

[?] bi hu (house lizard)

Which “hu” (from “lao hu”/tiger) doesn’t eat people? (in Chinese)

 

- wz

[?] Swearing AT the Parliament

What did the Ah-Beng minister do when he was NOT voted into the parliament?

-ken

[?] Swearing in at the Parliament

What did the Ah-Beng minister do when he was voted into the parliament?

-ken

[?] "da zhang fu": because "da zhang fu, gan zuo gan dang (kantang)"

What kind of person dares to do potatoes?

 

-wz