[?] medicated oil, a la Axe Brand (feng1 you2, wind oil)

What oil is the lightest?

- ken

[?] Knock-knock jokes (no home = no door = can't knock!)

What kind of jokes do homeless people not understand?

- (derived from some stand-up comedian)

[?] She issues summons to all the cars on displayed.

A carpark saman auntie went to the Kah Motor showroom to buy a car. What was the first thing she did?

- ken

[?] bi hu (house lizard)

Which “hu” (from “lao hu”/tiger) doesn’t eat people? (in Chinese)

 

- wz

[?] Swearing AT the Parliament

What did the Ah-Beng minister do when he was NOT voted into the parliament?

-ken

[?] Swearing in at the Parliament

What did the Ah-Beng minister do when he was voted into the parliament?

-ken

[?] "da zhang fu": because "da zhang fu, gan zuo gan dang (kantang)"

What kind of person dares to do potatoes?

 

-wz